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 View Video | OBAMA SINGS KICK ASS SONG?!?! Description: Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single. Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise. original Today Show interview: today.msnbc.msn.com Produced by the Gregory Brothers: www.thegregorybrothers.com youtube www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: I talk to the experts So I know whose ass to kick So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick So I--So I know whose ass to kick You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears, gets you frustrated There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler But my main job is to solve the problem This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it People, they're upset and they have every right to be The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass This is gonna be a very, very difficult task Chorus Mr. T / Expert Chuck Norris / Expert Bruce Lee / Expert Bruce Willis / Expert Betty White / Expert Al Pacino / Expert Tinky Winky...............Expert Jack Bauer / Expert Jackie Chan / Expert Darth Vader / Expert Peter Pan / Expert Genghis Khan / Expert Batman / Expert THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya ... Rating: 4.866046/5 Length: 110 Seconds |
 View Video | Shark Expert Attacked While Filming Description: Watch more sharks on Discovery Channel! go.discovery.com While filming bull sharks, a shark specialist gets a bite on the calf. Rating: 4.575766/5 Length: 145 Seconds |
 View Video | Touch YELLO - The Expert - Full video Description: Now available at the Official Yello website www.yello.com Rating: 4.9241705/5 Length: 174 Seconds |
 View Video | Expert Mode - Through the Fire and Flames Description: Come see me live! bit.ly Facebook: fb.com Twitter: twitter.com Watch my other videos: www.youtube.com My second channel: www.youtube.com Shirts: districtlines.com Stickers and Glasses: bit.ly Send me things: Mystery Guitar Man PO Box 691067 Hollywood, CA 90069 Guitar Solos by Dave Kirsh: youtube.com Subtitles by youtube.com Rating: 4.898985/5 Length: 332 Seconds |
 View Video | Karate Expert! Description: MY FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com TWITTER:twitter.com Equals Three t-shirts are here: districtlin.es The outro song "Stalkin' Your Mom" is written and performed by Wax. Download the mp3 here: 3.ly *********************************** *********************************** Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: Cute Little Puppy: www.youtube.com Apples to the Face Prank: www.youtube.com Rent is too Damn High Party: www.youtube.com Rating: 4.789324/5 Length: 307 Seconds |
 View Video | BBC mistakes cab driver for IT-expert Description: A computer expert has described his astonishment at seeing the BBC's 24-hour news channel interview a taxi driver - in the mistaken belief it was him. Guy Kewney - a white, bearded technology expert - was astonished to see himself appear on screen as a black man with an apparent French accent. He was even more shocked to see himself unable to answer basic questions about the legal battle between the Beatles' Apple Corps and Apple Computer over the use of an apple symbol. Mr Kewney, an IT journalist and founder of newswireless.net, watched as the cabbie, who has not been named, gamely attempted to answer questions fired at him by BBC consumer affairs correspondent Karen Bowerman. The man, who had been waiting for his fare in the reception of Television Centre, found himself being ushered into a studio and fitted with a microphone after raising his hand when a producer called out the name Guy Kewney. On his website, the real Mr Kewney, said that the man "seemed as baffled as I felt" when asked about the consequences of the lawsuit live on BBC News 24. It is unclear why the driver identified himself when Mr Kewney's named was called but it is thought he had been waiting to pick the computer expert up. Only when Ms Bowerman announced live on air the name and title of the man who should have been there and asked the first question did the driver realise there had been a mix-up. A BBC spokeswoman said: "Unfortunately we did make a mistake and the wrong person was interviewed ... Rating: 4.903298/5 Length: 102 Seconds |
 View Video | Laurie Anderson / Only An Expert / Maybe if I Fall Description: Laurie Anderson performs at Live from Lincoln Center (Episode 188, recorded on May 3, 2007). Rating: 4.814815/5 Length: 519 Seconds |
 View Video | Gmail Motion: Paralanguage Expert Description: Learn more at gmail.com Dr. Dennis Tooley, Ph.D., talks about his involvement with Gmail Motion. Rating: 4.8315787/5 Length: 79 Seconds |
 View Video | Bike Hero on EXPERT Description: Canʼt tell you how many times it took to make this work, but.... oh, wait, yes I can - ONE. Because I'm actually GOOD at Bike Hero. No closed roads, no CGI, no planted cars or joggers, no hidden cuts in camera moves. Just Dragonforce, a pair of wheels, and cojones the size of grapefruits. Some viral seeder account linked me to Bike Hero when it first was getting popular. Hah! They probably hoped I would pass it along and tell my friends about it, or make a response video and give it more attention! I bet they never thought I'd... ... ...wait a minute. This video owes its existence to Roadie Brandon Laatsch and Helmet Technician Matt Arnold. Rating: 4.84533/5 Length: 69 Seconds |
 View Video | Gaming Expert Description: My 1 year old daughter Melodie knows her games. She's like a little sponge, soaking up everything (we have to really start watching our language, and stop watching Family Guy with her in the room!). This was just a test to see how long it would take for her to memorize these things. It only took a few days, going through them about 4 times a day. Each time she surprised us by remembering one from the time before. Here's the list: 1) Solid Snake (from Metal Gear Solid) 2) 1up (mushroom from Super Mario Bros.) 3) Alucard (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) 4) Goomba (Super Mario Bros.), not Transformers. 5) Sonic (the Hedgehog) 6) Yoshi (Super Mario Bros.) 7) Megaman 8) Pikachu (Pokemon) 9) Kratos (God of War) 10) Link (Legend of Zelda) 11) Cloud (Final Fantasy 7, Kingdom Hearts) 12) Chimera (Resistance: Fall of Man) 13) Samus (Metroid) 14) Kirby 15) Donkey Kong (sounds like "monkey con") 16) Big Daddy (Bioshock) 17) Master Chief (Halo) 18) Triforce (Legend of Zelda) 19) Dante (Devil May Cry) 20) Sackboy (Littlebigplanet) Rating: 4.9040303/5 Length: 146 Seconds |