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 View Video | Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Description: Lyrics from whatthefolk.net I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin ... Rating: 4.9210014/5 Length: 124 Seconds |
 View Video | OMG! This girl is sooo hot! Description: Get my NEW EP "We're Just Kids" on iTunes, Spotify & more! Links below :) iTunes: itunes.apple.com Spotify: open.spotify.com Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • bit.ly Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • tktwb.tw Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • thedigitour.com Sun 3 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • ticketf.ly Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • bit.ly Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • bit.ly Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • ticketf.ly Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • bit.ly Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • bit.ly Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • bit.ly Sat 3/24 • West Chester, PA - TheNote • ticketf.ly Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • tktwb.tw Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • ticketf.ly Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • bit.ly Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • thedigitour.com Sat 3 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • thedigitour.com Sun 4 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • tktwb.tw Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • thedigitour.co Haha! You are a pervert! Get this song on iTunes! http ALSO the main pic is a BARBIE!! LMAO SO YOU LIKE BARBIES TOO!! Rating: 3.3275664/5 Length: 115 Seconds |
 View Video | Healthy Body = Functional Body. Hollywood Look Side Effect: Healthy Function Description: My Grandparents chose to love each other when they met as teenagers, and then, they chose to love each other every part of every day, through the Great Depression, through absence during war, child rearing, work, illnesses... Life. Finding TRUE love? They met... And That was it. Again, the true love part was a daily choice whether either was as attractive or as exciting as the day they met. True love depends on each person, not just the one you find or the one that finds you. In other words, Love is a Choice, because we are not 110% lovable 24 hours a day. True love is when each person sees that real life is not like a romance movie script True love is accepting the fact of real life, which brings creative challenges that, with the choice to love, can increase attraction. Popular novels, songs, shows, movies... Each have scripts that are no doubt, inspired. The talented people that write and act, the hundreds or thousands of people that are the list of credits at the end of a movie - from the accountants to the doctors to the musicians and screenwriters - They work on projects that, as finished masterpieces, may often have coincidental similarities to your definition of romance and the most often undefined and over-used phrase... "true love" Again, the credits behind movies, books, shows and songs... include a lot of people. Why, because such productions are intentionally crafted to touch our deepest self. So, they are edited for perfection, music and effects and colors ... Rating: 1.7467726/5 Length: 167 Seconds |
 View Video | Monkey taunts tigers Description: cheeky gibbon taunts cubs (better than other versions - higher-res, less graphics) Rating: 4.884771/5 Length: 83 Seconds |
 View Video | Tamer Hosny - Noor 3eini (Light of my Eyes) Description: Tamar Hosny - Noor 3eini Lyrics: 2x Habibi ta3ala,(huni come) Banadelak = I'm calling u Tedameny, (hug me\hold me) Taraya7ni, matsebshy eedy men eedak (dont leave ur hand from mine) 2x Mateb3edsh 3any wala sanya (dont leave me for any minute) O7dony naseeny el donia(hug me and let me forget the world) we ew3edny tool manta ma3aya(and promise when u are with me) matsebsh eedy men eedak(u will never let go my hands) 2x Ya noor 3eeny ( u are the ligt of my eyes) domeeny 7eseeyni(hold/hug me and feel me) 7abibi! 2x ma3ak hazdar amshy we akamel(with ui can go furter) we law meen gara7ny 7at7amel(and whoever will hurt me will hold on) 3alashan 3eyonak ya 7abibi(only for ur eyes huni) dana amoot begad (i'm realy dying) walla aseebak (i wont leave you) 3x Ya noor 3eyny Domeeny 7eseeny 7abibi! ----------------------- Sorry for my bad englisch and Arabic. But i hope u guys enjoyed it Solin Rating: 4.8315215/5 Length: 231 Seconds |
 View Video | Narwhals Description: Weebl Musicator here: bit.ly by www.weebls-stuff.com Animated by Wonchop Song By Weebl Rating: 4.878005/5 Length: 69 Seconds |
 View Video | your mothers got a penis Description: your mothers got a penis Rating: 4.786976/5 Length: 164 Seconds |
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 View Video | Wife beating caught on video Description: Watch as this guy verbally & physically beats up his wife while his son records it all on video. Watch to the end to see what the sentencing judge makes of it... Rating: 4.253165/5 Length: 593 Seconds |
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