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 View Video | rant. Description: NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com new CD! itunes.apple.com lyrics by me. music by garageband. all the seats at the sunday masses, filled with the mass's massive asses, classes pass as fast as molasses. ceremonial reading glasses. read a little bit of leviticus. all the kids are a little too little for this. all the parents nod in agreement - "i think i can vaguely see what he meant." it's too early in the morning glory to read another allegory story, the father, reads a little bit farther, assuring the assured that they need not bother "when god, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy, he meant that people, all from the start each have slaves within their hearts. things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton god calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery... and then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves..." in the back, i sit and i nod to the beats that are bumpin from my ipod my god, they're starting to pray and over the music i can hear them say "dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway yahweh. the blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater, i'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest, i come to you with one request there's so much pain beyond this steeple, wars and drugs and homeless people. sadness, where there ... Rating: 4.916277/5 Length: 207 Seconds |
 View Video | Pachelbel Rant Description: A comedian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this piece by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show. Rating: 4.902918/5 Length: 314 Seconds |
 View Video | christian bale rant Description: www.zimbio.com Christian Bale's rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation. Rating: 4.818418/5 Length: 229 Seconds |
 View Video | Rant worth listening too.mp4 Description: Rating: 4.9353867/5 Length: 138 Seconds |
 View Video | Rick Santelli and the "Rant of the Year" Description: An instant classic...rick captures the mood of the country Rating: 4.4919806/5 Length: 4 Seconds |
 View Video | A Fat Rant. Description: The Sequel is Here! www.youtube.com www.joynash.net http For more info... or to check some stats:)... Check out this article: blog.myspace.com or check out NAAFA: naafa.org and add me here if you want to keep updated: www.myspace.com HOLY CRAP!! Your responses are AMAZING!! Thank you so so so much for your feedback.:) And for the most frequently asked question... ;) My jeans are Pepe-I found them at Marshalls- and my jacket's from Target. Other totally awesome stores: www.Torrid.com , www.jahqoi.com, Old Navy, Lane Bryant, and my very best friends: Marshalls and Ross Dress for Less. Ha! Rating: 4.618757/5 Length: 465 Seconds |
 View Video | Harlan Ellison -- Pay the Writer Description: A memorable (and timely) rant from the upcoming feature documentary on Harlan Ellison, "DREAMS WITH SHARP TEETH". Go to www.dreamswithsharpteeth.com for more excerpts!! See the full trailer here: youtube.com Rating: 4.737671/5 Length: 204 Seconds |
 View Video | CNBC's Rick Santelli's Chicago Tea Party Description: RIck Santelli discussing Obama's Mortgage Plan Rating: 4.480908/5 Length: 277 Seconds |
 View Video | RMR: Rick's Rant - Teen Suicide Description: Rick's Rant for October 25, 2011 Rating: 4.923499/5 Length: 95 Seconds |
 View Video | Rant on Music (Remade) Description: I made a bunch of rants years ago that got removed for copyrighted music and everyone keeps asking me to put the back up. So here is the first rant I ever did, check it! PS I'm a hypocrite, I listen to rap hahaha! PSS If you want me to rant about something else, leave it in the comments! Twitter: www.twitter.com Myspace: www.myspace.com Facebook www.facebook.com Rating: 4.898975/5 Length: 168 Seconds |